PITTSBURGH, PA – The Jameson family is finally at a point
where they are comfortable enough to tease and ridicule Freddy Cohen—the kindly
young man who is dating their youngest daughter—directly to his stupid little
face. “When Cindy first introduced us to Freddy, we were of course polite and
cordial,” said Mr. Jameson. “Then we started making fun of him behind his back
for a month or so. And now, I think we’re ready to start verbally assaulting
him in person. Point out his flaws. Bring him down a peg or two.” Cindy’s
brother Dave continued, “Don’t get us wrong, we think Freddy’s great and
perfect for Cindy. But this is just how the Jameson’s do things. Hell, we’ve
been ripping Cindy apart for years. Out of love, of course.” Mrs. Jameson
added, “Right now, we’ll start with veiled jabs and some low blows. But we’d
like to think, as their wonderful relationship blossoms, that we’ll take the
gloves off and move on to more interesting topics like his inferior upbringing
or lousy education. Who knows, maybe someday we can get into the whole Jewish
thing.” Freddy welcomes the friendly abuse and personally can’t wait until he
can call Mr. Jameson an asshole and get away with it.
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