BOSTON, MA – At
only 22 years of age, certified genius and recent Harvard PhD graduate Carl
Peltz is about to head out on a time traveling journey in order to get in touch
with his inner self. A Mensa inductee since the age of 12, Dr. Peltz has
developed a functioning, one-man time machine that will allow him to explore
the globe like no one ever has. The prodigy explains, “A lot of my friends are
planning on going to Europe or doing some sightseeing in the Far East. Balls to
that! I’m going to hang out with Jesus, Washington, and the awesome people
of 3526.” When asked if he sees anything selfish about forgoing the opportunity
to use all the love, money, and teaching he’s soaked up like a sponge the past
22-years to make the world a better place, and instead opting to embark on a vain
attempt to “find himself,” whatever that means, the wiz kid simply said, “Nope.
I need some Me Time right now.” Experts have said, however, that his journey
puts the entire universe and space-time continuum at perilous risk should he
actually, physically find himself.
 |
| First Stop: Renaissance |
No comments:
Post a Comment