PORTLAND, OR –
Elizabeth Reese uses only her first and middle name on Facebook, going by the
name of Elizabeth Anne, to prevent rape or something. Her friends first noticed
the change from Elizabeth Reese to Elizabeth Anne several months ago. “At first
I thought I had a new friend, but then realized it was Elizabeth when I saw
that she had the same profile picture,” said high school friend Kelly Friedman.
“I guess she did it to make sure no one is stalking her? Or to prevent identity
theft? I have no idea.” In fact, all other information on Elizabeth’s profile
remained the same, including her alma mater, hometown, address, and phone
number, but her surname is now Anne, which might prevent her from getting
murdered somehow reports assume. “I mean, maybe she thinks some rapist is
looking for her? And he’ll search for Elizabeth Reese on Facebook, see she’s
not there, and then rape someone else?” imagined Elizabeth’s college
ex-boyfriend Adam Lane. “I hope she’s not in trouble.” Reporters were able to confirm
that absolutely no one is looking to rape Elizabeth or steal her identity, so maybe
she just doesn’t like her last name probably.
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| Hiding in plain sight |
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